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| User: | rat_bastird (7470491) Rambles from a smiling idiot!
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| Name: | rat_bastird | |||||||
| Location: | PR | |||||||
| Bio: |    NOTICE PERSONS attempting to find a motive in this journal will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR, Per G.G., Chief of Ordnance. Some people take the journals and the internets far to seriously. So to help various people who may wander into my personal journal understand... I am sarcastic, i will post ridiculous things and possibly mean them or not. I will be crude and blunt or sometimes thoughtful and meander. I will post complete false hoods and complete truths or mix in between. I will make up words for my own amusement or steal words that others have made up. Again, this is for my own amusement. I will be a dick, and I will be a thoughtful human being and it's quite possible both are me or both are completely not me. I may leave out key words or jumble them as I simply spew forth thought. My journal is for my entertainment and if you are able to join along for the ride, you are more than welcome. If not, please feel free to pass on reading until the next post that amuses you. If you find your sensibilities offended, your delicate view of the world shocked, or afraid that I may actually eat your babies then i suggest this journal is too hazardous for you to read. My Story Born in October of 1974. It was the official start of the holiday season as shortly following came halloween, thanksgiving, christmas, and countless birthday parties to attend in between! He was a lover of school, but a hater of teachers! Ah the stupidness of youth! Still, he managed to do quite well. Unfortunately he didn't finish his higher education and is now on a mission to kick some serious educational ass as he attends full time! He hasn't always had the best taste in love, but is learning. He searches for something that may forever be elusive, but he will never settle. Independent and loves to have fun! Enjoys dropping off cliffs on ski's and other things that scare the shit out of him! Plans to skydive once insurance kicks in. He ran off across country for a year chasing a girl. Realized that wasn't what he wanted and headed back to the grand old home state that he loved! People are ugly, but at least they're friendly here! Currently enjoying the wonders that are home. Local concerts, hikes, rivers, biking, and just meeting great and wonderful new people. Tried the dating thing for a little bit, but that didn't seem to work out to well... so.. all done now. ***update*** Being the silly fool he is, he signed up for school full time and is now gulping for air. "It's getting harder and harder to breath..." Thoughts of burning the books that torture him float through his thoughts in waves of giddy happiness. **update again*** Move to SLC for a cool job opportunity and ended up leaving his own company just in time as they shut their doors a short four months later. He struggled to adjust to SLC for his first six months but has now come to enjoy the area. his only sadness is that he has no one to share his new home with or to explore his new surroundings with. While somewhat bitter from heart breaks, time heals all things and he has become hopeful that someday he'll find what he's looking for. In the mean time life is offering plenty of activity and he's focused on having fun even if it kills him! ***update again*** He has a girlfriend he's rather fond of. His interests are broad, and he plans to continue learning and growing until the day he dies! Fucking Funny: http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=dc13e0fc6c1abe68162cc2d3f2cbe58a&t=4475&page=1&pp=20 http://www.sinfest.net (look at the comic galleries! And no NOT porn) http://www.venganza.org/index.htm (Funny protest on creation versus evolution) http://www.asofterworld.com/ - Photo strips with cool sayings. http://www.big-boys.com/ - Some crap my brother sent with emailed movies and what nots. http://www.illwillpress.com - Foamy RULES!!! (hi-speed) http://www.killfrog.com/ - Dude these series are awesome! (hi-speed) http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash.html (hi-speed) http://www.candicomics.com/ (not really funny, but comics) http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1 (jesus FUCK this strip is funny! REad it!) http://www.adultswim.com/adultswimfix/index.jsp Broadband Movies: http://www.studentfilms.com/film/view/play.do?id=1376 Facinating: http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/scams/DB_Cooper/index.html?sect=27 http://www.courthousenews.com/ (law gossip) http://www.odci.gov/cia/publications/factbook/fields/2116.html (various info on countries) Cooking Recipes: http://www.ochef.com/archive.htm -- cookbook recipes, and methods http://vegweb.com/ -- Veggie cooking recipes and info http://allrecipes.com/recipes/ http://www.thecookingschool.com/?id_category=19 News: http://news.bbc.co.uk/ Politics: http://senate.gov/ http://www.sos.state.or.us/elections/votreg/vreg.htm Cool Fonts: http://www.themeworld.com/fonts/top50-daily.shtml Internet Radio Stations: http://www.soma.fm/listen/ - Indie pop rock Community First Aid FEMA/CERT http://www.fema.gov/ Bored at work?: http://www.totse.com/ Biking Map information: http://www.bycycle.org/ Poems: http://www.redpoppy.net/ (Pablo Neruda) Dream Interp: http://dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/ (pretty good site allows word searches) Running: http://www.coolrunning.com/engine/2/2_4/130.shtml Cool quotes: "If the flag needs protection at all, it needs protection from members of Congress who value the symbol more than the freedoms that the flag represents." said Rep. Jerrold Nadler, D-N.Y. "Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun." --Matt Groening "It matters not how strait the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate. I am the captain of my soul." ~W.E. Henley A.J.: The President doesn't answer to you, Lewis. Lewis: Oh yes, he does, A.J. I'm a citizen, this is my president, and in this country it is not only permissible to question our leaders, it's our responsibility!" - - Martin Sheen and Michael J. Fox in "The American President" "Make your choice adventurous Stranger Strike the bell and bide the danger Or wonder, 'til it drives you mad What would have followed if you had" - - Inscription, The Magician's Nephew by C.S. Lewis http://www.livejournal.com/tools/recent_comments.bml My LiveJournal FriendsTry out this Meme Brought to you by NardVille and BearPodcast.
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| Interests: | 31: accomplishment, adventure, beauty, company, creativity, dancing, education, exploration, friendship, happiness, humor, ice cream, imagination, intelligence, irony, joy, love, music, nature, peace, photos, pizza, project management, salsa, sex, solitude, space, stimulation, talent, the big picture, thought | |||||||
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